Meister, Meister, gib mir Rosen...
May 24

(Source: lost-reckless, via lesbo-c0re)
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sherlockspeare:
cumberbuddy:
dudeufugly:
cumberbuddy:
He looks like a fish breathing.

THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
JUST KEEP CUMLBR’ING, CUMBL’RING, CUMBLR’ING WHAT DO WE DO WE CUMBL, CUMBL. HA HA HA HA HAAAA HOO I LIKE TO CUMMMMBLRRRRRRRR.
But I thought for a moment that he’s chewing gum
(Source: watsonwarrior, via crazyballetfreak)

jailagracedunearchiduchesse:
Marlene Dietrich
May 23
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mosoli:
im still laughing at this
(via juliasegal)
May 20
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May 15

(Source: kaltspiegel)
May 13
The Infinite Dreamer: 20 songs from your music player
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scandinavianmonkey:

SHINee - Ring Ding Dong
F.T Island - Yuki
Olivia Lufkin - Star shining out
B.A.P - Goodbye
Gummy feat. TOP - I’m Sorry
2NE1 - 아파 (Slow)
Jen Titus - Oh death
Teen Top - To You (Slow B. ver)
SHINee - Hello
SHINee - Kiss Kiss Kiss
Super Junior - Mr. Simple
Super Junior - A-cha
Bigbang - Intro…
Seeed - Dickes B (feat. Black Kappa)
Blutengel - Bloody Pleasures
Nachtmahr - Mädchen in Uniform
Mucc - Saishuu Ressha
Fatboy Slim - The Rockafella Skank
Britney Spears - If you seek Amy
A Perfect Circle - Passive
Depeche Mode - Shake the disease
Rammstein - Du hast
Panic! at the Disco - I write Sins not tragedies
Ensiferum - Token of Time
Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows
Die Ärzte - Schrei nach Liebe
Buffy Allstars - Something to sing about
And One - Strafbomber
Combichrist - Get your body beat
Detektiv Conan - Lauf durch die Zeit
Welle: Erdball - Schweben, Fliegen, Fallen
Equilibrium - Ruf in den Wind
Within Temptation - Sinéad
May 12
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(Source: series-and-movie-quotes, via tastelessmoment)
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May 11
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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
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Angry Customer:
“Damn f**s.”
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Gay Man:
“Excuse me?”
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Angry Customer:
“You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
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Gay Man:
*quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
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Angry Customer:
“Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
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(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
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Angry Customer:
*to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
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(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
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Owner:
“I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
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Wife:
“Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
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Owner:
“Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
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(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)