Meister, Meister, gib mir Rosen...

May 24

[video]

cumberbuddy:

dudeufugly:

cumberbuddy:

Benedict Cumberfish

He looks like a fish breathing.

THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

JUST KEEP CUMLBR’ING, CUMBL’RING, CUMBLR’ING WHAT DO WE DO WE CUMBL, CUMBL. HA HA HA HA HAAAA HOO I LIKE TO CUMMMMBLRRRRRRRR.

But I thought for a moment that he’s chewing gum

(Source: watsonwarrior, via crazyballetfreak)

jailagracedunearchiduchesse:

Marlene Dietrich

May 23

[video]

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via juliasegal)

May 20

[video]

May 15

(Source: kaltspiegel)

May 13

The Infinite Dreamer: 20 songs from your music player -

scandinavianmonkey:

SHINee - Ring Ding Dong
F.T Island - Yuki
Olivia Lufkin - Star shining out
B.A.P - Goodbye
Gummy feat. TOP - I’m Sorry

2NE1 - 아파 (Slow)
Jen Titus - Oh death
Teen Top - To You (Slow B. ver)
SHINee - Hello
SHINee - Kiss Kiss Kiss

Super Junior - Mr. Simple
Super Junior - A-cha
Bigbang - Intro…

Seeed - Dickes B (feat. Black Kappa)
Blutengel - Bloody Pleasures
Nachtmahr - Mädchen in Uniform
Mucc - Saishuu Ressha
Fatboy Slim - The Rockafella Skank

Britney Spears - If you seek Amy
A Perfect Circle - Passive
Depeche Mode - Shake the disease
Rammstein - Du hast
Panic! at the Disco - I write Sins not tragedies

Ensiferum - Token of Time
Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows
Die Ärzte - Schrei nach Liebe
Buffy Allstars - Something to sing about
And One - Strafbomber

Combichrist - Get your body beat
Detektiv Conan - Lauf durch die Zeit
Welle: Erdball - Schweben, Fliegen, Fallen
Equilibrium - Ruf in den Wind
Within Temptation - Sinéad

May 12

[video]

(Source: series-and-movie-quotes, via tastelessmoment)

[video]

May 11

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)